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I feel sorry for Bill Clinton, now he'll never become the First Lady! :p
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11-09-2016 13:07
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It's a good day to be a privileged white man.
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11-09-2016 13:02
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Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?
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11-09-2016 12:45 by
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You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times
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11-09-2016 12:40 by
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After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!
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11-09-2016 12:39
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I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.
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11-09-2016 12:01
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Other than the economy, climate, civil rights, and security, we're going to be fine.
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11-09-2016 11:42
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"Oh, so that's what they meant by Silent Majority!" -------- Hillary Clinton
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11-09-2016 11:22
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RIP Mainstream Media.
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11-09-2016 11:22
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Stronger Together. WTF does that even mean?
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11-09-2016 11:06
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I guess the dead didn't get out to vote.....
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11-09-2016 11:02
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Canadian Immigration site just crashed...no seriously, it crashed last night around 10:30 pm due to high traffic...let that sink in for a bit.
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11-09-2016 10:50 by
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So I guess once you go black you can't go back...you have to go orange.
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11-09-2016 10:49 by
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I guess alot of people woke up on the wrong side of the wall today
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11-09-2016 10:32
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No matter who wins the election the government always gets elected
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11-09-2016 10:31
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"I want all the Deplorables suicided" - Hillary Clinton, probably
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11-09-2016 10:18
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I hope America is happy. Canada doesnt want Whoopie either :/
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11-09-2016 10:11
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Wonder how many FB friends I will be getting back now that the election is over?
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11-09-2016 10:07
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This appears to be the year of the upset!
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11-09-2016 10:04
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Awwe darn it ...... I thought the election was today!
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