olemissman79 Funny Status Messages

   just asked if I wanted to contribute money to help ease the political unrest in Egypt.... For some reason I just can't get passed my initial worry that this could turn out to be a Pyramid Scheme

   preshents to you the ballishtic missile shubmarine Red October

   Christmas is the time of year when we want our pasts forgotten and our presents remembered!

   finally reached the Apex of Standardized Suckitude

   1 day of coal for 364 of fun... I'll take my chances

   born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes

   thinks our exit strategy for Iraq should involve "leaving" through Iran

   used to be legit. He was too legit. He was too legit to quit... but now he's not legit. He's unlegit. And for that reason, he must quit.

   just given murderous primatives the power of fire!

   On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.

   sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

   preparing to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the REFLEXES of a puma, and the WISDOM of a man!

   tonight, alcohol would be proud of me

   thinks "romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

   hates it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

   gonna update this status, but I got high. I was gonna let you in on my life, but I got high. Now I'm behind the times, and I know why... hey eh, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high!

   the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

   I think, therefore we have nothing in common

   reminds you that stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go

   doesn't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.