olemissman79 Funny Status Messages

   fighting racism through his equal hatred of everyone that isn't a beautiful woman.

   playing "Two Decades of Dignity." It makes him/her feel a little less guilty.

   first there were 3 broken axles then I died of dysentery. Damn Oregon Trail.

   when it comes down to it, it's the little thongs in life that makes it all worthwhile...

   just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!

   the newest winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award...

   an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about

   I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you

   doesn't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.

   reminds you that stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go

   I think, therefore we have nothing in common

   the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

   gonna update this status, but I got high. I was gonna let you in on my life, but I got high. Now I'm behind the times, and I know why... hey eh, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high!

   hates it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

   thinks "romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

   tonight, alcohol would be proud of me

   preparing to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the REFLEXES of a puma, and the WISDOM of a man!

   sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

   On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.

   just given murderous primatives the power of fire!