Ziado Funny Status Messages

   Going To THe Moon BRB

   Soooo Happy With His Sexy Baby

   Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Hot like me

   My Love is Like Wow! My Family is like Heaven, My Friends are the Best, & I'm Completely Happy!

   Hey Baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your Facebook

   "Wake Me Up When September Ends"

   We No Speak Americano, we speak Canadiano

   born in a system That doesn't give a f**k about you nor me nor the lies

   Justin Bieber: hey dad I just had my first time having sex.... Dad: really?? thats awesome son!! any questions?? Justin Bieber: yeah, when will my ass stop hurting?? Dad:.........