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   messageicon decided that he's not gonna lower his standards to raise yours!!!
←Rate | 07-26-2009 12:48 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hiding porn before his gf comes home
←Rate | 07-26-2009 17:03 by Dimitre | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon like superman just without the cape
←Rate | 07-26-2009 20:12 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't drink anymore, doesn't drink any less either
←Rate | 07-26-2009 21:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks there are 3 types of people in this world, those that can count and those that cant!
←Rate | 07-27-2009 03:42 by Bren | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:03 by transporter | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:15 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:17 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:19 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:21 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
←Rate | 07-27-2009 14:25 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking his 1st Karate lesson today @ the Ho Lee Chit Karate School
←Rate | 07-27-2009 15:12 by Vito | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's been 06837 days since the last time I gave a crap
←Rate | 07-27-2009 15:12 by Vito | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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