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decided that he's not gonna lower his standards to raise yours!!!
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07-26-2009 12:48 | Tags: Filtered
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hiding porn before his gf comes home
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07-26-2009 17:03 by
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like superman just without the cape
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07-26-2009 20:12 by
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doesn't drink anymore, doesn't drink any less either
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thinks there are 3 types of people in this world, those that can count and those that cant!
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07-27-2009 03:42 by
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Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
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07-27-2009 14:03 by
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.
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My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something.
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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
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Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.
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We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
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Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
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Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.
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07-27-2009 14:21 | Tags: Filtered
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Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
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This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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taking his 1st Karate lesson today @ the Ho Lee Chit Karate School
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07-27-2009 15:12 by
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it's been 06837 days since the last time I gave a crap
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