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OMG will it ever end with the celebrity deaths first David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Billy Mays, some weird looking plastic guy, Walter Cronkite, Steve McNair, and NOW GIDGET the Chihuahua from Taco Bell and legally blond 2 fame. NOOOOOOOOOO 
taking a vacation from facebook for a week, I'll be in youtube visiting friends and family. Ciao Ciao
if life hands you lemons, make lemonade...then wash a XANAX down with it!
says remember: some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
even if it kills me, i'm still gonna smile!
moment of 'temporary insanity' is scheduled for everyone at different intervals
has xray vision and knows that you aren't wearing any underwear..
The liver is evil. It must be punished
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
Help I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
Sex is a Sensation caused by a Temptation, when a guy sticks his Location in a girls Destination, to Increase population for the next Generation....You get my Explanation or need a Demonstration?
Now I lay me down to sleep with an empty bottle of vodka at my feet if I die before I wake tell my girls I drank it straght.
Whiskey is yellow, Vodka is clear, but I ain't got neither of those so I'm just setting here drinkin' a beer.
Drugs may lead to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route.
typed this with her toes.
just lost my job at the Orange Juice factory...I couldn't concentrate
a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it
thinking the sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
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