Funny Status Message #4739

X says if life hands you lemons, make lemonade...then wash a XANAX down with it!
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# 64578 When life hands you lemons, make apple cider. Because life will be expecting you to make lemonade, so you'll have the element of surprise. Then you can be all "yeahhhh son, whatchu got now, life?? Nothing! You got nothing!"
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# 33627 When life hands you lemons you make lemonade so find somebody with vodka and have a party!!

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