Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   unless your my thong, don't be up my arse!

   a purple headed woom weasel that wants to pump your beef curtains

   Farting.....like a tin of beanz

   upset because this Buns Of Steel video isn't what he thought it was gunna be. Stupid misleading covers.

   ha ha suckers, gullible IS in the dictionary, I checked....

   thinking about going back to ninja school and finishing my degree!

   Life is just defying death

   had fun before. This isn't it!

   if things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

   trys to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

   take me drunk, I'm home.

   bringing sexy back... to the store, for a refund!

   feels ashamed of his smoking but it's better that I smoke and let the dreams of the cigarette makers come true then to be selfish and worry about my lungs

   a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, play'n his music in the sun

   hated it when old aunts used to come up to her at weddings, poke her in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

   thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costco, or if she really had it coming

   often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.

   geting behind early so she can have plenty of time to catch up

   thinks that the only reason animal rights activists are against fur is coz it's easier to harass rich old ladies than motorcycle gangs.

   going to read your status updates through a kaleidoscope... it's more fun that way.