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filing another notch in the palace of shame
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07-06-2009 07:07 by
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Never really got OxiClean to work the way Billy Mays could....
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panicking who will keep an eye on Russia if Sarah Palin moves stateside?!
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"no sense beating a dead horse! Unless it's one of those zombie-horses...can't beat them enough!"
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07-06-2009 11:29 by
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wonders why they put the lime in the coconut
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07-06-2009 15:13 by
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now friends with michael jackson....oupssss where am I ?
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thinks everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
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It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head
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just returned from a children's party. She's one of the survivors.
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i haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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wonders if you can bring sexy back without a reciept.
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if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. .....
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07-07-2009 00:30 by
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the guy that put the laughter in manslaughter...
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07-07-2009 01:35 by
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( . )Y( . ) Boobies!!
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07-07-2009 01:38 by
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says, Seriously, If you piss me off one more time she'll be forced to give you a papercut in front of Jasper!
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07-07-2009 01:41 by
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wants a Sunggie made out of ShamWow material
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07-07-2009 01:44 by
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not on speaking terms with his/her liver.
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planning a night he can't remember!
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