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   messageicon filing another notch in the palace of shame
←Rate | 07-06-2009 07:07 by china lad | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never really got OxiClean to work the way Billy Mays could....
←Rate | 07-06-2009 10:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon panicking who will keep an eye on Russia if Sarah Palin moves stateside?!
←Rate | 07-06-2009 11:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "no sense beating a dead horse! Unless it's one of those zombie-horses...can't beat them enough!"
←Rate | 07-06-2009 11:29 by Tony | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why they put the lime in the coconut
←Rate | 07-06-2009 15:13 by Kaitlyn | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon now friends with michael jackson....oupssss where am I ?
←Rate | 07-06-2009 16:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:27 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just returned from a children's party. She's one of the survivors.
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon i haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if you can bring sexy back without a reciept.
←Rate | 07-06-2009 20:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. .....
←Rate | 07-07-2009 00:30 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the guy that put the laughter in manslaughter...
←Rate | 07-07-2009 01:35 by MaxedOut Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( . )Y( . ) Boobies!!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 01:38 by Thrill | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, Seriously, If you piss me off one more time she'll be forced to give you a papercut in front of Jasper!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 01:41 by Shelly | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a Sunggie made out of ShamWow material
←Rate | 07-07-2009 01:44 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon not on speaking terms with his/her liver.
←Rate | 07-07-2009 04:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning a night he can't remember!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 06:09 Comments (0)  



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