Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   thinking outside the box because its 2 uncomfortable inside it.

   Doesn't understand why the Mr. Softee guy didn't laugh when I suggested he try Viagra

   people go on holiday then come on facebook to chat..................ARE YOU FOR REAL

   had some eggs at a place called Sam N Ella's this morning. I'm not feeling too well now

   stares at you when you're asleep.

   wants to be adopted by Madonna too

   turning into a werewolf ...........Grrrrrr...

   Man, Life in the fallen World ain't easy, Trials, hardships. Whats my comforts supposed to be? Is it that there might be a better day? I don't know I will just Cry to the Lord

   believes a day spent wasted is never a wasted day!

   just thought I would put a sign out in front yard that reads "firewood for sale" even though I have no firewood to sell...always wanted to do that

   Man, somedays I just miss Del Taco

   so good, I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.

   if your bored and you know it READ MY STATUS!!

   Marriage is Love, yet love is blind....Does that mean marriage is an institution for the blind???

   getting so old that intead of doing Tequila shots...I'm doing Metamusil shots...

   was trying to live the "Sorority Life" in "Farmville", but got caught up in the "Mafia Wars" at "Farmtown".....now my "Farkle" is all "Bejeweled" up!!!!!...help!!!!!

   We now go live to ollie williams with an update on _____ Ollie? HES/SHES SLEEPING! thanks ollie

   i couldent care less where you are on your holiday,your the using facebook while on holiday sado

   a big______________. (you decide)......p.s. please no ex- girlfriends reply!

   the kind of person who puts empty milk jugs back in the fridge.