Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off

   This is worse than divorce.. I've lost half of my assets and I still have my wife.!!!!

   Can't find Sesame Street on his GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?

   wondering what chairs would look like if your knees bent the other way....

   can no longer hula hoop. At least I can still blow bubbles. And to my sicker friends, don't ask who Bubbles is.

   on facebook 50 hours a day. And is struggling with maths.

   does not want to be bothered today...just tell everyone I'm hiking on the Appalachian Trail.

   swaggin', surfin', and clean like dish detergent!

   decided to stop listenin to the voices in his head..

   loves it when you call me big pappa.

   im about as happy as oj after his trial

   Scientists have found a ground breaking, all natural way to cure insomnia. They call it church.

   being a twat, and would advise you to do the same thing

   in a complicated relationship with Jade Goody

   it aint gonna suck it self mama!

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?

   Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!

   half price concert tickets in july in London...anyone?

   this is a happy day for The Beatles..

   abc easy as 123