Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   in a relationship with Kate Gosselin.

   sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good - just like now :)

   busy doing nuthing

   want to work 2 dayz & get 5 dayz off....and get da same pay :D

   counting to infinity

   wants to borrow your daughter for 2 hours.

   having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes

   Hey you, Yeah you, Not you,The onther guy. You right there, Yes you! Do you like tacos?

   wondering if he's ever going to take life seriously

   busier than a one legged river dancer

   did not harm any animals or humans while updating this status

   MARRIED: STOP, ok, on my list of things to do in life, getting married is LAST, right after suicide!!!

   if she could sleep her life away, you'd never see her again but the dreams don't stop when she is asleep and the thoughts don't stop when she is awake.

   thinks that losing someone you love is like losing a limb. You take it for granted when you have it but one day it is gone and you are devastated but you eventually learn to cope without it and then function "normal" again.

   saving up to pay the government to incorporate Fridays into the weekend!

   everyone knows spiders have eight legs but the also have eight eyes nothing more depressed when a spider crys

   I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.

   Now remember, what happens in Vegas stays, in Vegas... Except herpes, that will come back with you.

   loves the jobs you hate!!!!

   I borrowed my friend a tenner yesterday. This morning I found pictures of myself on the frontpage of most national newspaper with the following headline 'UK's third biggest lender'!