Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   now a fan of getting hot in the pants

   couldn't repair your brakes, so he made your horn louder.

   saving trees by eating beavers

   keeps mixing up Myspace and Facebook and is always inviting people to come on My Face.

   aware of Vancouver's high asian population... so shouldn't they build a wall to keep mongolians out?

   if I had a coin for every time I said ''i'm depressed I probably would've afforded my own shrink!!!!!

   Says, the early bird gets the worm, but who wants a worm anyways?

   most confusing day in a black kids life? fathers day

   waiting for a call last night !! put my phone under my pillow ,woke this morning phone gone 50p in its place ,, chuffin blue tooth fairy !!!

   wants to borrow your top

   has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest!

   wondering what spiders think of our own web.

   wonders if Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

   kind of likes ceilings, maybe she'll even become a fan?

   wondering what people in China call their good dishes?????

   if you desire it, I'll aquire it.

   the entrepreneur in me thinks I should be selling rocks in the streets of Iran.

   marks the spot

   Spongbob for Prime Minister

   Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.