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wants to rock you but you can only roll. 
keep your hourly updates going, I really am enjoying them...really. /sarcasm
tying your shoes together
People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!
lives in her own little world, but it's OK — they all like me here.
sleepwalks every night...every morning he wakes up...he is in someone else's bed!
pretending to work...because they pretend to pay me.
just trying to be a better webmaster. My name is Url.
giving the father in law a muzzle for the mother in law for father's day, bet it will be the best gift ever.
once dumped Keith Richards in a tub of glue and threw him into a patch of Bryophyta in order to prove a point on a so-called maxim.
getting naked and playing twister with a monkey!
touching himself inappropriately while watching Rachel Ray cook bratwurst.
jump off the bridge before I push you myself!
"I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. "
working 40 hours a week to be this poor.
's insurance doesn't cover PMS
had the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
Going To THe Moon BRB
Soooo Happy With His Sexy Baby
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Hot like me
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