Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   having penguins for dinner. GO WINGS

   knows is all. I just cant remember it all at once!

   ashamed of what he did for a klondike bar

   need of a mouth hug!

   just wrote a paper about procrastination, it's called...

   had a blind date last night, she got lost.

   been creeping on your profile pic.....

   preparing for his first date:p

   only got 4 minutes to save the world

   brought the sexy back...now what to do ?!?!

   when love comes around...punch it in the face, before it knocks you down

   selling his soul for a snickers chocolate bar and a box of condoms

   wondering if tom from myspace has a facebook

   After I Just Dance with Lady Gaga I'm gunna Poker Face with My Disco Stick

   doesn't reflect popular culture, he projects it...

   if X doesn't accept your "friend" request... X DOES NOT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! Cease requesting X's friendship instantly.

   naked twister anyone?

   Last night I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted...

   heavily armed....and not afraid to flab them in your face!!!

   likes to do things without drugs, but ends up just doing a lot of drugs.