Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   GaryKoenig... ghey blade.

   I hear lots of jokes I can steal.

   Four Am*rican soldiers are missing in Lithuania, and the "president" didn't even know about it. Because the guy in charge of the military? Is yet another f**king M*G* MORON.

   GaryBlownig... you steal so well.

   Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!

   Gaslight much? His lack of knowledge or care about this situation is ANOTHER scandal. This loser has zero clue what’s happening in his administration.

   How has SecDef Hegseth not briefed POTUS on the missing U.S. soldiers in Lithuania? This has been in the public domain for 8+ hours. Your dumb*ss country is so f*cked LOLZZZZ

   He not give flying f*ck about your military. Which make our job so much easier in end. Россия навсегда

   If not for the laughing emoji and asd hominem attacks the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to say.

   When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has been activated. Abort mission.

   Good morning haters!

   You know someone has made no valid points when they end their responses with LMAOOOO and LOLZZZZZ. It's a beautiful thing to know we've bested the loser.

   Bl@cks were given Bl@ck History Month because Father's Day doesn't exist for them.

   I'm funny I tell you!

   Nothing owns Libs harder than day-drunk-texting top secret war plans to reporters. “Cry harder” posts coming in 3 2 1

   The States used to be a respected, powerful nation. Now, you're being laughed at and mocked by the entire world. And the majority of your country. Comedians, talkshow hosts, everyone lol. You're all clown shoes. Weak, stupid and embarrassing.

   If not for our insanely stupid administration, the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to make fun of. Wait..... that came out wrong.

   45 year-old M*G* man looking for 13-year-old M*G* boy for fun and discreet visits behind the local waterpark this summer.

   BREAKING NEWS RFK admits to being on Jeffrey Epstein's jet at least twice.

   BREAKING NEWS JD and Usha Vance trip to Greenland canceled after US officials couldn't find a single resident who wanted to greet them BWAHAHAHAHAHA!