Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   A nickel isn't worth a dime nowadays.

   The towels were so thick at the hotel, I could barely shut my suitcase.

   He’s on the second month of a rent free 4 year lease he’s taken out in your heads. Cry harder.

   He’s only on the second month and now France wants the Statue Of Liberty back LOL.

   TDSmania loves men who love kids a little to hard. Are you trying to say something to all of us?

   Buckle up…the next 12 years will have no Dem in office. All we do is win on a daily basis now.

   Buckle up… if in the next 12 years there's only repuklicans and repedolicans and rapeublicans in office, the United States will lose its superpower title and become a wasteland of embarrassment and failure as other countries cancel it.

   See? Anything you can do, we can do better.

   So you guys all have matching Hamas scarves or what?

   So you guys all have matching white hoods and viagra subscriptions or what?

   In 3,025 years, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.

   What's sad is our new leftist extremist has no audience anywhere else, so he's decided to set up shop here. A dying site that hasn't been poignant in years.

   It's so funny that we're annoying this one loser so much lmfao

   Of course Hamas has rejected the United States offers. Because he's a terrible negotiator. He's laughed at by most of the planet and no one respects him because he's such a goof.

   I remember when you all were funny.

   Wife: Have you seen the broom? Me: Where did you put it when you landed?

   The name Lacrosse has a hidden meaning; it's indicative of the two activities that are 'cross combined' and comprise it: badminton and butterfly collecting.

   In case no one has noticed, it's Caucasian males that virtually built the western world.

   This is how your government has been corrupted: 1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office. 2) Elected officials rewrite the rules in the donors' favor. 3) Donors make a huge profit. 4) Repeat. Great job suckers lol

   And in other news, a Federal Judge has blocked the return of the astronauts to Earth.