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Jon & Kate's marital counselor.
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06-04-2009 18:00 by
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Who wants to go drink some vodka?
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06-04-2009 18:25 | Tags: Filtered
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cooler then the other side of the pillow
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06-04-2009 23:42 by
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the funny thing about this message is that one you realize its pointless its too late to stop ;)
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06-05-2009 02:03 by
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people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
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06-05-2009 05:44
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found that while laying on his back he can... ¡dod ɐpos dıs uɐɔ
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06-05-2009 06:58 by
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loves automatic doors. they make him feel like a jedi
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06-05-2009 09:05 by
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will grow up one day...just not today
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06-05-2009 13:18 by
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a sucker with no self-esteem....ooooo aaaayyyy yaaa aaa yaaa ayyy aaa yeaaa
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06-05-2009 16:38 by
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thinks that if you insist on being that fat, atleast tuck you belly in.
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06-05-2009 17:42 by
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likes you. He will kill you last.
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06-05-2009 19:58 by
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helping Dora get to Mermaid Island
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06-05-2009 21:59 by
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riding your discostick
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06-05-2009 22:44 by
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just got his new Dale Jr. GPS... in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...
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06-06-2009 05:43 by
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accentuating the best and capitalizing the rest....
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06-06-2009 07:28 by
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clicking my heels together and repeating "There's no place like home" over and over again!!! The magic must not work with fuzzy bunny slippers!
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06-06-2009 07:29 by
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not a player...he is just good at playing
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sucking a cock right now...so go away and do not disturb
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such a thrillseeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor' sign, I walk faster
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reading about a new medication doctors are giving to depressed lesbians called Trydicagain.
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