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   messageicon Jon & Kate's marital counselor.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 18:00 by Joshua C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to go drink some vodka?
←Rate | 06-04-2009 18:25 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon cooler then the other side of the pillow
←Rate | 06-04-2009 23:42 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon the funny thing about this message is that one you realize its pointless its too late to stop ;)
←Rate | 06-05-2009 02:03 by Derek man Comments (1)  


   messageicon people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
←Rate | 06-05-2009 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon found that while laying on his back he can... ¡dod ɐpos dıs uɐɔ
←Rate | 06-05-2009 06:58 by thullqst | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves automatic doors. they make him feel like a jedi
←Rate | 06-05-2009 09:05 by karl | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will grow up one day...just not today
←Rate | 06-05-2009 13:18 by marisa | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a sucker with no self-esteem....ooooo aaaayyyy yaaa aaa yaaa ayyy aaa yeaaa
←Rate | 06-05-2009 16:38 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that if you insist on being that fat, atleast tuck you belly in.
←Rate | 06-05-2009 17:42 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes you. He will kill you last.
←Rate | 06-05-2009 19:58 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon helping Dora get to Mermaid Island
←Rate | 06-05-2009 21:59 by brett | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon riding your discostick
←Rate | 06-05-2009 22:44 by brittany | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got his new Dale Jr. GPS... in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...
←Rate | 06-06-2009 05:43 by irlshamrock | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon accentuating the best and capitalizing the rest....
←Rate | 06-06-2009 07:28 by MaryEllen | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon clicking my heels together and repeating "There's no place like home" over and over again!!! The magic must not work with fuzzy bunny slippers!
←Rate | 06-06-2009 07:29 by MaryEllen | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a player...he is just good at playing
←Rate | 06-06-2009 12:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sucking a cock right now...so go away and do not disturb
←Rate | 06-06-2009 12:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon such a thrillseeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor' sign, I walk faster
←Rate | 06-06-2009 15:29 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon reading about a new medication doctors are giving to depressed lesbians called Trydicagain.
←Rate | 06-06-2009 18:45 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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