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had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you" 
playing a game of chess against a very cunning fox!
Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
hitting higher highs, and lower lows
will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!
searching for his next ex-girlfriend
working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!
his "beeralogical" clock is ticking!!!!
offering to buy 85% of GM with 10% more than the Government offer. payment will be by Creit Card.
Bad Spellers Untie!
--^v--^v--^v--^v--_________^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death !!!!!
always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
fears dying alone. Which is why she plans on taking some of you with her. :D
your actions don't have a backspace button, choose them wisely
wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.
strained his left testicle at the gym, and is now sitting on an angle to ease the pain.
not doing what Simon says
wonders if crematoriums offer discounts for burn victims
everytime I type "revise" in predictive text, it comes up "retire". My phone predicted correct.
Wishes life had an 'UNDO' option....
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