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While the women were attending the "Sex and the City 2" premiere... the men were enjoying "Sex outside the City Too"... 
What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.
What a tortured soul... He never really figured out what Willis was talking about....
Just Saw A Bumper Sticker That Said... "My High School Dropout, Knocked Up Your Honor Roll Student..."
Does anyone know what he died from? was it a stroke? --or was it something diff'rent?
its so hot out, I'm sweating like a prostitute in a church...
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and asks, ‘You wanna play 'magic'?' She responds, ‘What's that?' He says, ‘Well we go back to my place and screw, and then you disappear!'
Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? A Prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again!
Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
WHAT?!?! Gary Coleman is dead?! What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!?!?!
Saying "Let me call you back" is just a nicer or rather messed up way for a woman to say she doesn't wanna talk to you.
Please! You're only older than me because your parents decided to have unprotected sex before mine did. At least mine didn't make a mistake that night.
pretty certain her inner child is in there...she's just terrified of the raging b!tch on the outside.
My status has a crush on someone.
hey leave me alone, i'm living happily ever after
Baby monkey: mum, I wonder why we are so ugly. Monkey mum: thank God for our good looks, wait till you see who'se reading this.
I think some ppl should read the new book "Get A Life™"...by "X"®
lost my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about this...
Bumper sticker... "My kid made inmate of the month at the county jail"
poor Gary Coleman...he lived such a short life.
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