Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   just Googled his Twitter all over your Facebook

   fake plants died because he did not pretend to water them

   glad Justin brought sexy back, I didn't mean to scare it away to begin with.

   : Aspire to Inspire before you Expire!

   Baghdad has that Boom Boom Boom!

   You're not invited to the party in my pants because you don't know the difference between your and you're.

   just saved alot of money on his car insurance by threatening his agent with a golf club!

   love is a name, sex is a game, forget the name and play the damn game!

   putting his creative thoughts to use in report writing, how about this one... X has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools

   still report writing... X Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

   Type this on your facebook homepage. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B, A + enter then click. The epic code lives on!

   first there was mad cow disease, then bird flu, and now swine flu........OMFG it's FARMAGGEDDON!

   knows where Carmen San Diego is but is sworn to secrecy

   versatile..........put him in any position and he will always perform

   now friends with Mili Vanilli

   thinks you should know that you don't HAVE to be crazy to be my friend...but it helps!!

   right on the verge

   more dire need of a blow job than any other white man in history

   loves how God clearly gave the snake from the story of Adam and Eve possibly the best punishment ever...idiot.

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....