Funny Status Messages

   people can cry and cry all they want about who won and who didn't but when you have a 50% voter turnout you have only yourself to blame.

   Hey,,,,Only quitters will say you don't eat the corn dog stick.

   Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.

   Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".

   When they go low, we get high. . .

   The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .

   I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...

   America: love it or leave it. L left.

   It seems Michael Moore attained, at least partially, one of the two things he desperately needs, which is humility. We can only hope the other will soon be forthcoming....a bath.

   What a great day to be alive and an American on this day of Remberance and Honor of the Men and Women who answered the call of duty and the sacrifices they have made to keep us free., thank you and know this we will never forget, we will never surrender

   Now the kkk want a parade.

   Forget graduating from college, just pose nude, marry rich and you too can be The First Lady!

   You think we have a problem with immigrants now? Wait until all the hoes of the world find out that they too can be The First Lady no matter what they have done.

   Oh! What a proud time in American. Everyone in the world have seen the First Lady of the "Greatest Country of the World" naked. How is this making "America Great" again?

   Hey ... If you want to stop all of these Protests and Riots .... Just start playing the National Anthem .... They will all either sit down or take a knee.

   I'm kind of disappointed Hillary won't be President. Woulda been interesting to have a First Man as the spouse and even more interesting stories about what happens under Hillary's desk.

   Anyone want to bet we dont see much out of BLM anymore?

   If Hillary gets a pardon, General Petraeus , who Ive been hearing about everyday for the last 6 months better damn well get one too!

   I would like to wish president Obama happy vetera.....oh wait. My bad.

   Yay ... Now that the election's over it's nice to see some good old fashioned humor here once again. Oh .... wait .... never mind!