Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   rare, like mr. clean with hair

   wants to add the element of Surprise to the periodic table.

   hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.

   works forty hours a week to be this poor

   hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.

   only adding friends that Facebook suggests. If Facebook doesn't think you're worthy of his friendship, X doesn't either !!

   i love gummy bears cuz they dont attack when you chew their heads off

   spreading some positive molecules

   thinks if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

   sippin on some sizzurp...feeling gangsta!!

   was always taught, "You become what you eat." So he only eat rich foods. He's still waiting...

   When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

   took the "What should you be doing right now" quiz. And the answer is... WORK !

   watching the news and hearing all the uproar about Gay Marriages and Gay Weddings. Hmmmm..flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge...Aren't all weddings Gay?

   A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Share' button.

   When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

   never killed a man that didn't need killing.

   going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

   having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not hanging around with Damon The Infidel

   Resembles the resemblance of reality.