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Industry has invented a machine which can pin point the exact location of any pungent smell. Dogs around the world are praising this device! 
Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy.
9:03. North snores as Kanye sings a lullaby. Furious, Kanye claps & she jumps awake. "You think you can fall asleep during my performance?"
Less talk, more overreaction.
[first date] Why won’t you accept my moms friend request?
If you drink enough "samples" at the liquor store, they will help you out to your car
Last year my friend told me to have the best day ever, so I did. My life has gotten worse every day since then.
I like how Movies will warn you "May not be suitable for all audiences". But what they really need is a "May not be suitable to watch with people who constantly ask questions about movies" rating.
If the range of decrease in Blood Alcohol Content is 10-20 mg% per hour. I should be able to drive my car next Monday.
I bought an L shaped couch, the sales rep said it was on sale because the L was lower case. I was ok with that.
If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.
Wearing a visor is like trying to get laid with the difficulty setting on expert.
Nothing!!!!! ~ Women who are FINE
I am woman, hear me misinterpret
If my mom taught me anything, it’s how to day drink.
I am claiming everything ever written by Author Unknown !
A classic model Bentley owned by Keith Richards sold over the weekend for $1.2 million and features a secret compartment for storing drugs. The compartment is called Keith Richards.
The Olive Garden is bringing back its “Pasta Pass,” which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.
*brings vuvuzela to knife fight.......... *gets stabbed by everybody on both sides
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