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I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave. 
SUSAN: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective... We should split up.. . ME: Good idea,,, that way we can cover more ground
Putting sunscreen on the neighbors solar panel
Sadly,,, If your neighbor has wind chimes you have wind chimes
Obama, He's over in Kenya lecturing them on Gay rights, but three days ago ISIS threw two men from a roof and then stoned them to death for being gay and he never said a word
The information age, does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that it has produced so many uninformed people.
And the award for Best Whitney Houston Impression goes to....... Bobbi Kristina
Bobbi Kristina, I'm sure you are at peace. Maybe now the rest of us can get some peace from that drama-filled family of yours.
A statue of Satan was unveiled in Detroit. It doesn't seem to be very accurate though, because it looks nothing like my ex-wife.
Last year it was the ice bucket challenge. This year it's the bucket of hot coals challenge. You go first. . .
Whitney Houston has been reunited with her daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown, hopefully together they can both rest in peace.
Well Bobbi Kristina Brown did say she wanted to follow in her mothers footsteps.
It's such a shame when someone dies of a drug overdose in the bath when all they were trying to do was get clean
Bath tubs - 2, Houston's - 0.
I keep seeing all these commercial on TV about working out and getting "ripped" in 90 days.. Give me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I'll get ripped in 15 minutes
Don't call each other BAE and act all surprised when that relationship doesn't go anywhere.
You know who else who waits 7 hours to reply to a text with "lol"? SATAN
wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing monkey? me hanging a tire swing in the kitchen: not a clue.
Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol.
It's cute how you all call them "weddings" instead of prison sentencings
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