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   messageicon It's like my grandma always used to say, everyone needs to get that 1st starter marriage out-of-the-way!
←Rate | 07-23-2015 19:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grammar makes a difference... I punched my grandma in the face. Or.... I punched, my grandma, in t,he face...I don't know what I'm doing
←Rate | 07-23-2015 19:56 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder...See how things can escalate quickly Susan??
←Rate | 07-23-2015 20:03 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods.
←Rate | 07-23-2015 20:13 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since we're not allowed to talk about gun control right after mass shootings, having them happen back-to-back is a real time-saver...
←Rate | 07-24-2015 00:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russians; the other white p eople.
←Rate | 07-24-2015 01:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon said it before and I say it again: Ive said it before and say it again ...
←Rate | 07-24-2015 06:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How is gun control working in Chicago?
←Rate | 07-24-2015 08:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the craziness going on in the world, I can just say; stay strapped, my friends.
←Rate | 07-24-2015 10:47 by Dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the worst person to have negotiating you down from a ledge would be the members of Van Halen.
←Rate | 07-24-2015 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know.
←Rate | 07-24-2015 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We're not friends until I have at least 38 pictures of you passed out somewhere on on my phone.
←Rate | 07-24-2015 11:23 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Soooo.... I take it we should expect to see Hulk Hogan put in his bid for the next GOP Presidental candidate now?
←Rate | 07-24-2015 14:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ok i'm done with the ice bucket Challenge .... WHATS next ?
←Rate | 07-24-2015 15:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's what's on the inside that counts, and other things ugly people say.
←Rate | 07-24-2015 17:14 by aka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
←Rate | 07-24-2015 17:33 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon With another unfortunate mass shooting incident, this will respark another debate about how rampant gun violence is... WAIT!! HULK HOGAN SAID THE N-WORD?!!!! Stop the presses!!!
←Rate | 07-24-2015 17:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is proposing a dress code for America so no one offends each other
←Rate | 07-24-2015 22:34 Comments (3)  


   messageicon At what point did our country become invaded by insensitive @$$holes who lack empathy?
←Rate | 07-25-2015 08:39 Comments (2)  


   messageicon If silly putty would have applied itself, it could have been serious putty.
←Rate | 07-25-2015 12:54 Comments (0)  



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