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It's like my grandma always used to say, everyone needs to get that 1st starter marriage out-of-the-way!
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07-23-2015 19:34
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Grammar makes a difference... I punched my grandma in the face. Or.... I punched, my grandma, in t,he face...I don't know what I'm doing
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07-23-2015 19:56 by
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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder...See how things can escalate quickly Susan??
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07-23-2015 20:03 by
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I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods.
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07-23-2015 20:13 by
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Since we're not allowed to talk about gun control right after mass shootings, having them happen back-to-back is a real time-saver...
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07-24-2015 00:14
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Russians; the other white p eople.
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07-24-2015 01:34
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said it before and I say it again: Ive said it before and say it again ...
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07-24-2015 06:55
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How is gun control working in Chicago?
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07-24-2015 08:33
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With all the craziness going on in the world, I can just say; stay strapped, my friends.
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07-24-2015 10:47 by
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I bet the worst person to have negotiating you down from a ledge would be the members of Van Halen.
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07-24-2015 11:03
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If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know.
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07-24-2015 11:13
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We're not friends until I have at least 38 pictures of you passed out somewhere on on my phone.
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07-24-2015 11:23
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Soooo.... I take it we should expect to see Hulk Hogan put in his bid for the next GOP Presidental candidate now?
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07-24-2015 14:05
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ok i'm done with the ice bucket Challenge .... WHATS next ?
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07-24-2015 15:21
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It's what's on the inside that counts, and other things ugly people say.
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07-24-2015 17:14 by
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Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
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07-24-2015 17:33 by
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With another unfortunate mass shooting incident, this will respark another debate about how rampant gun violence is... WAIT!! HULK HOGAN SAID THE N-WORD?!!!! Stop the presses!!!
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07-24-2015 17:44
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Obama is proposing a dress code for America so no one offends each other
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07-24-2015 22:34
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At what point did our country become invaded by insensitive @$$holes who lack empathy?
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07-25-2015 08:39
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If silly putty would have applied itself, it could have been serious putty.
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