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   messageicon : far from the regular.
←Rate | 05-10-2009 01:01 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon boycotting mornings
←Rate | 05-10-2009 01:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
←Rate | 05-10-2009 02:55 by Sara | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to church!!!
←Rate | 05-10-2009 07:04 by Damon | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Streakers beware: Your end is in sight!
←Rate | 05-10-2009 08:30 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
←Rate | 05-10-2009 08:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks so much cuter with something in her mouth
←Rate | 05-10-2009 09:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't piss down his back and tell him it's raining.
←Rate | 05-10-2009 19:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon very tired (yawn) and hopes he doesn't fall asleep on (yawn) his keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddd
←Rate | 05-10-2009 23:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 01:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 01:27 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I looked away to not sneeze on my keyboard, and sneezed on the fan and it went in my face
←Rate | 05-11-2009 05:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon - This just in. I have been certified by the Guinness Book of World Records for surpassing Wilt Chamberlin's record of 20,000. My bed post just received its 20,001 mark on it.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 05:26 by Pistol Pete V | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't talk to your cat about catnip.....who will?
←Rate | 05-11-2009 08:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon tall, dark and handsome
←Rate | 05-11-2009 09:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bob the builder! can we fix it?!!......no this time we're screwed
←Rate | 05-11-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you dont need drugs to be dope!!
←Rate | 05-11-2009 12:05 by Mr. Myspace | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon chasing parked cars.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 16:31 by Carly | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon crapping. But then decided to change her status.
←Rate | 05-11-2009 16:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple coins to the pavement in town and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, the police were watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing UK currency
←Rate | 05-11-2009 16:55 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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