Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I want anything with a Yankee emblem on it taken down for I am offended..

   If you put anything in your mouth that Bill Cosby gives you, he'll probably be putting something else in there in the very near future. Somebody should probably just kill him!

   Young Punks,,, In my day, all we had was "Dial-A-Joke",,, and we were grateful!

   I heard a person " an expert " on the news say the shooting in Tennessee oughta be a wake-up call. LOL. How many wake up calls does one need. May it should just serve as evidence of what happens when you hit the snooze button.

   When are people going to start arming themselves? This is stupid people getting to shoot at you without getting shot at.

   And here's another question I would love all you pro abortion people to answer, if a fetus is not a human life as you contend, how the hell does planned parenthood harvest and sell human organs from one?

   President Obama is going to downplay this like he has every other attack. He can't have a war, now ISIS, they can have a war, but Barrack and Hilary, they can't.

   If you harvest ears of corn from a plant it's likely a corn plant, if you pick beans it's most likey from bean plant and if you harvest human organs it pretty much has to be from a human. There just isn't anywhere else to get them.

   The only sign on the door of the recruiting office in Chattanooga was the Gun Free Zone One.

   Clinton passed a law disarming soldiers on bases. Makes total sense right?

   Dis anybody no how to use gramar or speling on dis sight? wholly flick!

   Amazon's Prime Day: An experiment in quantifying disappointment. #primeday

   Just in one of those “Curl up and watch 25 episodes of ‘Small Wonder’ ” kinda moods.

   It's always awkward ending phone calls with people you love. I always say, "I love you" and they're like "Thank you for choosing Domino's Pizza."

   [Stares deeply into my wifes' eyes before going to the bathroom]... "I counted those fries Susan."

   In memory of the fallen Marines who were killed. You've served well and won't be forgotten. Rest in Peace Marines and Semper Fi!!

   "Waht if we just throw some pretty-colord marshmellows in with some cat food?" ~ Invetors of Lucky Charms

   The average whale swallows 8 octopuses in its sleep every year.

   We are only a few UFC matches away from two men getting each other pregnant.

   I've never eaten Wookie, but I bet its Chewy