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President's Day was in February you jack@$$... 
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it means to sit down and listen
Out voted 1-1 by my wife again....
Ask SIri "What is zero divided by zero", and get ready for a laugh.
A Tennessee Hardware shop has put up a sign that says "No Gays Allowed". His homophobia is readily explained by the other sign in his shop "Today's Special: 25 cents for 12 inch screws!"
I just met a girl, she is very pretty, super nice and her bike seat smells like strawberries
Didn't wanna say how hot it was in my room last night but 2 hobbits came round and threw a ring in it
Exactly how is that Tennessee Hardware shop owner going to make that "NO G AYS ALLOWED!" sign work anyway? I mean how can he tell? Is there like a litmus test or some kind of g ay Deliverance hillbilly honor system we all don't know about?
I wonder what America's bald-headed eagle could do to Canada's beaver?
I'm really starting to get along with this guy my wife turned me into.
On Canada Day you are allowed to kiss a beaver; and Parks Canada can't do nothing about it ... it's in the constitution.
I never thought the thug life would involve so many bills.
Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen.
My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree from the University of Phoenix.
I love the surprised look on a woman's face when I tell her that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She said: "I miss the old you." I know that she meant the young me
She said: You're certainly not the man I married. He said: Yeah. He had a much younger wife.
Her wedding day means no more sucking, shaving or starving!
my views on lesbian relationships? Preferably in HD.
Sorry for twerking in your front yard while your car got repossessed.
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