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It's hard to find a good air guitar these days.
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06-18-2015 07:29 by
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Lets not judge a whole race by the actions of one mad man. Race generalization must stop.
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06-18-2015 07:45 by
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Somewhere out there there's a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you could breathe. I think some f you owe it an apology.
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06-18-2015 07:48 by
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Did the shooting happen at westboro baptist church by any chance?
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06-18-2015 10:52
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In the wild of Alaska, large packs of Discovery Channel cameramen can be spotted drinking from the lakes that thaw out in the summer months.
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06-18-2015 10:53
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No more Game of Thrones for my husband. Every time I eat a donut he follows me around the house saying "Shame. Shame. Shame."
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06-18-2015 11:10
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Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...
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06-18-2015 11:22
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I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn't reach the toilet paper.
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06-18-2015 11:44
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The inventor of the condom died today. Attendees of the funeral described it as "safe, but less enjoyable than other funerals."
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06-18-2015 11:54
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Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
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06-18-2015 13:57
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Sorry I replaced your pepper-spray with silly-string but you gotta admit the surprised look on that mugger's face was priceless...
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06-18-2015 14:04
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will take scientific advice from the pope when he takes religious advice from Stephen Hawking.
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06-18-2015 15:45 by
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People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??
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06-18-2015 16:43
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Girlfriend is going out of town tonight .... Who wants to come over and ask a bunch of questions about the movie I'm watching?
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06-18-2015 16:48
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My nickname at work is "I thought they fired you"
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06-18-2015 16:51
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"Lets not judge a whole race by the actions of one mad man." All races are asssssshooole equally.
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06-18-2015 17:40
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On the bright side, selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
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06-18-2015 22:47 by
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"Same Sh*t different day" doesn't describe the day. It describes your life.
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06-19-2015 01:15
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How was I supposed to know unleashing 342 cats in a club would turn to bone-chilling horror the instant the disco balls started up?
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06-19-2015 01:39
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I doubt vodka’s the answer but it’s definitely worth a shot.
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