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   messageicon You can always tell the Irish.... You just can't tell'm much!
←Rate | 03-17-2015 09:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm getting into a drunken brawl with the first person that sterotypes Irish.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m glad they have a holiday to honor Neil PATRICK Harris, he’s amazing.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 11:13 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Job interview tip: repeatedly ask if you're under oath
←Rate | 03-17-2015 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to leggings and yoga pants, my imagination can take a break.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 12:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Public Service Announcement: It's St. "Paddy's" Day.... "Patty" is short for Patricia.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 12:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is a good time to mention that St. Patrick was British and taken as a slave to Ireland for 6 years before escaping? Not today then?
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:00 by MykaB Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Jesus sits down at the bar* "The boss says we have to start charging you for water"
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I fart in my sleep.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She says she is surprised to see me but her drawn eyebrows tell a different story.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:06 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say don't burn bridges you may have to cross later. I say I don't mind swimming if the bridge was f--ked up to begin with.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:09 by Mykab Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman will ask her man what hairstyle she should get next but then go on to get a different one to the one he suggested.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I encountered a bear in the woods and accidentally played Dad instead of dead. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Irish-stereotypes day.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wise man once said nothing. He let her vent, and then they had sex.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So who's up for some Dublin penetration on this woderful St. Paddy's Day?
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just rap battled with my 5 year old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap" so don't tell me about your parenting skills.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your password must contain at least 8 letters, a capital, a plot, a protagonist with good character development, a twist and a happy ending
←Rate | 03-17-2015 18:23 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  


   messageicon St. Patrick's Day Tip: Remember to switch your regular toilet paper roll out with a green roll tonight...You'll thank me tomorrow.
←Rate | 03-17-2015 20:36 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if a man asks another "did you f**k her?" and he answers "A gentleman has no memory", that means "YES"
←Rate | 03-18-2015 00:03 Comments (0)  



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