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You can always tell the Irish.... You just can't tell'm much!
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03-17-2015 09:21
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I'm getting into a drunken brawl with the first person that sterotypes Irish.
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03-17-2015 10:27
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I’m glad they have a holiday to honor Neil PATRICK Harris, he’s amazing.
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03-17-2015 11:13
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Job interview tip: repeatedly ask if you're under oath
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03-17-2015 12:11
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Thanks to leggings and yoga pants, my imagination can take a break.
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03-17-2015 12:33
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Public Service Announcement: It's St. "Paddy's" Day.... "Patty" is short for Patricia.
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03-17-2015 12:37
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When is a good time to mention that St. Patrick was British and taken as a slave to Ireland for 6 years before escaping? Not today then?
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03-17-2015 13:00 by
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*Jesus sits down at the bar* "The boss says we have to start charging you for water"
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03-17-2015 13:00
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The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I fart in my sleep.
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03-17-2015 13:02
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She says she is surprised to see me but her drawn eyebrows tell a different story.
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03-17-2015 13:06 by
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They say don't burn bridges you may have to cross later. I say I don't mind swimming if the bridge was f--ked up to begin with.
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03-17-2015 13:09 by
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A woman will ask her man what hairstyle she should get next but then go on to get a different one to the one he suggested.
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03-17-2015 13:18
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I encountered a bear in the woods and accidentally played Dad instead of dead. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
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03-17-2015 13:39
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Happy Irish-stereotypes day.
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03-17-2015 13:43
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A wise man once said nothing. He let her vent, and then they had sex.
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03-17-2015 13:44
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So who's up for some Dublin penetration on this woderful St. Paddy's Day?
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03-17-2015 13:53
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I just rap battled with my 5 year old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap" so don't tell me about your parenting skills.
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03-17-2015 13:58
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Your password must contain at least 8 letters, a capital, a plot, a protagonist with good character development, a twist and a happy ending
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03-17-2015 18:23 by
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St. Patrick's Day Tip: Remember to switch your regular toilet paper roll out with a green roll tonight...You'll thank me tomorrow.
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03-17-2015 20:36 by
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Ladies, if a man asks another "did you f**k her?" and he answers "A gentleman has no memory", that means "YES"
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