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If you ask me to write something down over the phone, my "pen" is just a series of "uh"s and "got it"s. 
Sorry my posts aren't up to my normal level. MY glutes keep shutting down.
The arrival of pubic hair means, "Welcome to the prime of your life". The arrival of ear hair means, "Thanks for playing"
You women may be surprised to learn that making us sleep on the couch isn't that bad. It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping.... with a really angry bear near by.
Plus-Sized is just a politically correct term for fat.
I'm kinda the dark, handsome type. If it's DARK, I'm handsome.
Light beer, apple whiskey, fat free, gluten free, lactose free...We have become a world full of p ussies.
"To spare the rod is to spoil the" adult....."every adult needs a whack on the butt everynow and then.
"The food at the last supper was pretty terrible so I ordered pizza" #BrianWilliamstories
selfies are so last year, this year it's othies
I don't know why the Petco cashier gave me this look when I asked for the fish's Birth date.
I don't usually brag about my finances, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
Drinking Grey-goose with Crystal.. at least I think that's her name.
Barack Obama, Merkel, Hollande...We have become a world full of pu$$ies
I'm so exhausted from my French self-defense course.... :/ I've never had to run this fast, so far in all my life!
"That's What." - She
Imagine if we lived in a world where the children of Gaza received as much media attention as Kim Kardashian's haircut did
We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities.
My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I'm just glad to be involved.
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