Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it.

   Since when did everything I was taught growing up that was wrong to do suddenly became Ok. . .

   Not to be rude but how fast food workers feel that 15 dollars an hour is realistic when they can't even get my 1 dollar cheeseburger correct?!?

   I live my life with no regrets. I apologize for nothing. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is!"

   There’s another hacking scandal. Home Depot is now investigating the hack of its customers' credit card information. They would have targeted Home Depot employees too, but the hackers couldn't find any.

   RIP Joan Rivers. She was 80 years old. Her nose was 31, and her lips sadly were only 22. So young!

   R.I.P Joan Rivers, May your non-biodegradable body poison the ground for the next thousand years like your personality has poisoned all of society for the last thousand.

   I took my kid to a Speech Pathologist today but I'm not sure he's really a Dr. All he said was "Say it, don't spray it."

   Dead Joan Rivers jokes are so 1933.

   Remember when Joan Rivers didnt look a day over $225,000

   lol no thanks,,, my tires rotate themselves every day

   "Don't look at me like I'm crazy when I ask if your store caries Ancient Indian Burial Ground Test Kits..." - Joan Rivers

   Joan Rivers RIP. Its a big co-incidence it happened soon after your stark remarks about Gaza. God watches everything. Take a hint atheists

   An ancient tampon was found in a cave in the Yucatan... Archaeologists are not sure which period it's from. The Doctor said, he saw something like that during Joans Rivers operation!

   Joan Rivers passed away at 81, but her face was only 12. . .

   Will Joan Rivers be buried or recycled?

   One of Americas most beloved mannequins passed away today #RIPJoan

   All Yoga becomes "Hot Yoga" once the down dog pose starts.

   I wonder if Joan Rivers is an organ donor or a mannequin donor? ....

   Joan Rivers may have been too old to be an organ donor, but be on the lookout for some fresh new faces on your local mannequins.