Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   You can now buy booze at Starbucks. So apparently my letter-writing campaign paid off.

   My father dies from ALS, get off the subject and start writing funny stuff...

   patiently waiting for the "No-Bra" Ice bucket challenge

   Need help drafting a weed smoking NFL fantasy team. That way they won't miss any games due to suspensions...

   This ice water challenge for ALS is over rated.. I did it to the wife while she was sleeping. Now she has Tourettes Syndrome.

   Next up, The Jump off a Bridge Challenge...

   I always give my extra money to Charity. She is usually on the main stage around 11pm.

   I wish someone would post an "Ice bucket challenge" video

   Before you begin, I’m legally obligated to tell you I don’t care.

   I never smile in public. Smiles invite people to talk.

   Our Government will swap 5 known terrorists for a deserter, yet won’t lift a hand to save an American civilian.

   All the water "wasted" in the Ice Bucket Challenges would not be enough to help Third World countries. It's just a drop in the ocean.

   So, the prisoner exchange for Sgt. Bergdahl was illegal. I guess we are going to have to send him back.

   If it wasn't for Als ice bucket challenge most americans wouldn't get to shower

   I'm not an ad man but Tampax's slogan should be "we're not #1, but we are right up there."

   That moment when the woman you're dancing behind suddenly bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

   Keep it down kids!.. Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.

   And then there was the blind prostitute. You really have to hand it to her....

   Or the constipated math teacher. He has to work it out with a pencil.

   And then there was the blind prostitute. You really have to mouth* it to her....