Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I love scary movies. I've seen Ghostbusters at least 6 times.

   Depending on the boob, the Bra is either the best or worst invention ever.

   How the heck can people get so excited over a game that can end in a tie? Is it gratifying when you're kissing your sister as well?

   Sticks and Stones and Trademarks may break my bones

   The Pope has excommunicated the Mafia? When will the internal struggles end within the Roman church. Can't they all just get along like the one big family that they are?

   So the Pope has parted ways with the Mafia? I love how humans picks other humans to lord over them.

   Women who like to have a gay BFF;Yes its all fun and games until he try and steal your man.

   I refuse to jump on the 'I hate Mondays'bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally

   Hodor from G.O.T is basically a Pokemon all he can is his name and he dose not add anything to the conversation

   I am running for King in our next election, this president su - cks. . .

   Starbucks has raised their coffee prices. They should change their name to "Coffee! Starring your Bucks".

   My love language is paranoia.

   it possible to love the one you're with but not be able to stand the sound of their breathing? Asking for a friend

   I had so much no sex last night.

   Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults.

   I party until the parents of the kid having a birthday party realize I wasn't invited and take away my balloon and stop me from eating cake.

   I haven't crunched all the numbers, but early calculations show that a large percentage of people don't care what I think.

   The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson

   The difference between Mafia and the Pope is that his victims will DEFEND him! How perfect is that? RELIGION : It keeps simpletons happy!

   Did you know vegan is short for joyless judgemental twat.