Funny Status Messages

   I remember the good old days before reality tv when you actually needed talent to be a celiberty. Hey Spencer and Heidi, I'm looking in your direction! And lets not forget you Mss Tequila!

   I like fat girls, they need lovin' too. Unfortunately most Guys won't repost this.

   here for you...but not now I am playing video games.

   My night and shining armor, ending up being a retard in tin foil;)

   this just in...authorities have photographic evidence of George Bush turning a huge Icelandic Volcano Valve in his back yard,,,,I knew it...

   (O)ne (B)ig (A)ss (M)istake (A)merica

   I'm not that big on Volcanic Ash... I'm more of a Volcanic boob man!

   Remember, the next time Iceland says "pull my finger" ignore it

   According to legend, the only way to stop the volcano in Iceland is to sacrifice Lady Gaga and Britney Spears at same time.

   Deal of the century: Iceland took billions of Euros from the EU, and instead of paying them back in cash, they are returning them with ASH.

   Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few. Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you!

   I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

   More than 72% of women lose their virginity while riding a bike on a bumpy road.

   Justin Bieber to replace Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana starting in 2011.

   says Just finished the KFC double Down .... Whoever made this had to be STONED because no one sober could come up with something SO GOOD !!!

   Truth of life - Mother`s tears hit your heart and wife`s tears hit your pocket.

   While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

   a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my....other handle? Great! I've turned into a frickin' sugar bowl!!

   90% of married men cheat on their wives in the US.....the rest go to thailand

   Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.