bego Funny Status Messages

   Nothing like sitting back and watching the people who stabbed you in the back fall apart.

   Don't feel to high & mighty about yourself sweetheart, cause at the end of the day, your still like a penny ` two faced & worthless.

   I'm pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people's fights.

   doing something weird and thinking, this is why I'm not in a relationship.

   Phones get thinner and smarter, and people?! We get fatter and stupid.

   Just because I'm giving up , doesn't mean I don't care. It means I'm tired of giving my everything & ending up with nothing.

   H.O.E.S = HAPPILY OFFERING EVERYONE SEX.

   In 2013, my first status will be- "Is anyone alive?!

   Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents

   A relationship should be between (^__^) & (^__^) NOT (^__^) & (^__^) + (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) + FACEBOOK

   I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me. 

   Advancements in phone technology are making it really difficult for me to make new excuses as to why I am ignoring them.

   Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their FB inbox.

   Whenever I have a dream about someone, It's always awkward seeing them the next day.

   If Its Not on the first Search Page of Google, It doesn't Exist .

   Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.

   Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one.

   Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

   If karma doesn't hit you, I swear I will first..

   Why are pure Vegetarian Women silent during SEX.? Ans: They are in a state of Shock that a piece of Meat can give so much Pleasure.