Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Define FREE you over-leveraged, bankrupt, healthcare inflated, morbidly obese, war monguering, globally ignorant, media slaves?

   I'm as happy as a dog with two d*cks

   It's God Bless... Not Good Bless.... And that's why we look like morons!!

   If you don't believe we're degenerating into a world of illiterates, just read a few pages of this board.

   it's funnier in its original form, "Happy as a puppy with two peters".

   you are afraid of being judged because of a typo? What a loser. Your comment is worse than the typo.

   typos don't bother me, they're honest mistakes. What bothers me are illiterates; people who don't know how to speak or spell.

   It must suck not to be American. It seems all these foreigners are big whiners. Serious inferiority complex going on there. Why are you so preoccupied with us? Wah, wah, wahhhhh. Shut up already.

   I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....

   America is the greatest country on Earth and we'll nuke the $hit out of anyone who says otherwise.

   nuke post is just a troll. quit buying in to it

   I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.

   I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.

   Nothing screams stalker like a total stranger sending you a friend request from a brand new FB account with 7 friends and none mutual.

   Blackl ist IP addresses that p ost useless sh*t

   If they blackl isted all of the IP addresses that p ost useless sh*t there wouldn't be anything here.

   If people would just drive the Speed Limit, then I don't have to reach for my gun!

   Yeah I would delete all the irrelevant sh*t so that my readers would not have to be exposed to it.

   People who post stuff like, "I am so angry right now", "I am bored" or "I am eating supper" what exactly do they expect us to do with this information? Are we suppose to care or something? What's the correct etiquette here?

   I hate when the whole Internet mourns someone’s death & I have to Google them to find out if they were a politician, an athlete or a Muppet.