Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I want to be the reason you scream, even of it's because I turned off the WiFi

   I guess papa johns is going to start serving pizza turnovers

   The only thing your inspirational tweets inspire me to do is b*tch slap you so you'll stop.

   I get it, American football was made after Americans realised they sucked at rugby.

   Sorry I lied about being on the pill and now you are connected to me until you die. - WOMEN

   I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

   I was talking SOCCER, not RUGBY...Stay on subject...EEJIT!!

   WHERE IS FUNNY

   Lick the $hit Stain our the crack of my Super Bowl you dip$hit

   Hate America ? Everyone Hates america until your being ass raped by dictators

   America hates your dumb a$$ and all of us here

   If you hate America leave & dont post here anymore for already.

   Yo I'm not even American and I hate your your dumb a$$ . Justin Bieber just send me a text from Canada he said he hates your dumb A$$ wait wait Jose Rodriguez from Mexico email me and said ( te odio maldito idiota)

   this is lame as f***

   I made this status nice and short so you can just move on with your life.

   That moment when you realize you will probably never be half the man your mother is...

   repeatedly being hit on by fat butch lesbos a good thing?

   Soccer: Kickball for grownups who need a game that's totally random and no need for strategies. Kinda like shi**y hockey.

   This is a perfect example as to why we should quit send money overseas to all these ungrateful countries. Why does the US even care about the rest of the world? They clearly don't care about us.

   So hom0s like men clean shaven, hairless, emotional, caring men? Why don't they just go for women???