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   messageicon When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:22 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eli to Peyton " I won the two I played in.........just sayin"
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:26 by deflprd2 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:31 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon sure blame that game on pot
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:50 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peyton Manning was just seen buying Marijuana from some dude out in the parking lot. . .
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last great run by a bronco was in 1994
←Rate | 02-02-2014 23:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And Eli Manning smiles quietly to himself. Knowing he will be the Manning with the most Super Bowl wins
←Rate | 02-02-2014 23:07 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me know when these lame american football jokes are over. Soccer > American Football.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 23:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn Yankies and their football. Who plays football using hands anyways? Girls maybe.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 00:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 05:38 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Monday.. I hate u...
←Rate | 02-03-2014 07:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter where in the world your from....From Brisbane to London to Denver...It's official...Broncos SUCKS!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2014 07:06 by QueenA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between Auburn and the Denver Broncos, Africa is buried in Orange clothing.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No you are mistaken my ignorant friend. I am in Africa right now and we are NOT buried in any orange clothing. Who dresses in orange? Even us have standards.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 07:25 by African Comments (0)  


   messageicon O.J. gave Broncos a better name
←Rate | 02-03-2014 07:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soccer weanies...Oh, you bumped into me! I'll fall to the ground and pretend I was hit by a bus!
←Rate | 02-03-2014 08:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Peyton, who just so happens to own several Papa Johns Pizza's, has a New Super Bowl Special... One extra lare pizza, loaded on one side and nothing on the other!
←Rate | 02-03-2014 09:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd make more Broncos jokes, but I don't want to beat a dead horse...
←Rate | 02-03-2014 09:26 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is waaaaaay too short to safely remove a usb...
←Rate | 02-03-2014 09:42 Comments (0)  



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