Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   We don't want Justin Bieber either...... Canada!

   We'll take Justin Bieber... Roman Catholic Church Priest Diocese.

   my gf broke up with me yesterday, her husband insisted.

   Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.

   Highway slumber party tonight in Atlanta, free urinal and feces bucket..

   Necrophilia, lay back and crack open a cold one.

   Today I found a penny. It reminded me of you. Worthless & found in everybody's pants.

   To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.

   It's so darn cold outside I saw a redneck'a tooth chattering!

   Hey Canada, when you're griping about how hot it is the one day it hits 70, remember, in the south we call that winter.

   Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately, 95% of them spit it out.

   because of the Polar Vortex.... I've been in a purely textual relationship

   Finally shaved my legs...donated it to Locks of Love

   I tried to open a can of WhoopAss,, but it popped like a can of biscuits and scared me.

   My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved down there, you know what that means?" I said, "You're donating to Locks of Love?"

   "Thesaurus", Was the first dinosaur to get murdered... Ugh, No one likes a know it all.

   I oppose deporting Justin Bieber for his crimes. This is America, after all. We have the death penalty.

   BREAKING NEWS! Sad story, Justin Bieber's body has been found alive in his NYC apartment. A moment of silence please for the music industry .

   The voices in my head have been quite for a while. They probably broke something.

   There is nothing better than a woman who's a screamer, even if it is because she just caught you spying in her window.