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Guys, just answer truthfully.ur answers may help me in my new year resolutions. Do you think am a "Drunk?" 
Merry Christmas......now that this is out of the way....I can justify the rest of my day with alcohol and shenanigans.
I heard that Kim Kardashian is looking forward to celebrating Yeezus' birthday today.
All I want for Christmas is NO MORE GAME REQUESTS!!! Thank you!!
You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of things they "LIKE" on Facebook.
one thing's for sure, all those people that always bash atheists won't even bother going to church today
You guys make me wanna be a better alcoholic!
Call me crazy, but I want more. More sex, more love, more LIFE.
Why do these guys with premature ejaculation problems just come out of nowhere.
The world revolves around money, blow jobs, alcohol and pizza.
Well this morning I woke up in a box under my tree... I guess I should of been more specific when I told Santa "I want the sexiest person alive for Christmas"!
Who needs a fireplace. I'm watching the yule log!
Woke up - no Christmas gifts. I guess we all know which list Santa put me on.
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
"Subpar accommodations. One star." - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
Merry Christmas. ..ya filthy animal.
Merry Chrithmith!!!- Mike Tyson
On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
Marriage ain't a bed of roses. Nothing explains this statement than a man spending the night on the couch /o\
Spending the night sleeping on the couch with the dog isn't so bad. It sort of reminds me of camping out. 