bego Funny Status Messages

   That split second when you are 100% sure ur gunna die after you lean to far back in ur chair

   Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you

   Some people are just not worth my energy.

   2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I am physically attractive and I am aware of this statement.

   My relationship status is like my iPad... I don't have an iPad

   Reading your best friend's status and thinking, "Ha! I know exactly who that's about!"

   Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh

   Dear Real Life, why don't you have background music?

   The Best Things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we KISS, CRY, and DREAM.

   Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.

   It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper

   Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

   Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him.

   New year resolution- nothing better to start the year than by making more rules to break over the year.

   Dont be suprised if a big fat man comes down your chimney and puts you in a black sack.. I told him I want you for Christmas.

   When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?”

   Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.

   No, I'm not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future.

   Make a wish, and only you know it. Make a mistake, and everyone knows it.

   I hate long distance relationships , the fridge is so far from my bed