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wondering if a turtle loses its shell, does that make it homeless or naked?
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04-27-2009 09:52 by
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waiting for Godot.
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04-27-2009 12:47 | Tags: Filtered
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watering his plastic flowers.
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04-27-2009 16:30 by
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tired of using technology
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04-27-2009 18:01 by
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quoting garfield: mondays suck!
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04-27-2009 18:08 by
Jagger
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thank god...no...evolution?!...whatever: IT'S FRIDAY!
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04-27-2009 18:14 by
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a safe full of cherries cuz he likes to pop it and lock it.
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04-27-2009 18:41 by
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wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
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killing gnomes with sporks.
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04-27-2009 21:09 | Tags: Filtered
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not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!
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now doing your slut sister
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04-28-2009 01:59 | Tags: Filtered
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now doing your slut grandmother
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not happy after losing a game of basketball to a japanese hooker
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under your bed
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a monkey in the time of chimpazees
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went to pick you a flower but it was a venus fly trap and it bit his/her head so he/she got you a blade of grass instead
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04-28-2009 04:28 by
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what we have here...is a failure to communicate....
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04-28-2009 05:18 by
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the way it used to be.
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Great minds think a hike.
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04-28-2009 06:32 by
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starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead
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