Funny Status Message #2690

X went to pick you a flower but it was a venus fly trap and it bit his/her head so he/she got you a blade of grass instead
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 193409 I deserve a reward for backing out of my driveway without hitting one blade of grass, a sprinkler head, or a small tree.
# 202873 Everything I know about love I learned from the venus fly trap.
# 16865 An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

←Rate | 04-28-2009 04:28 by Airman Jb | Tags: Filtered

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links