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Well, everyone at this red light certainly knows who the best goddamn air drummer is. 
n't out government great...now thay have decided to shut down because they can't all agree on how to spend the imaginary money that has not even been printed yet.
I can't believe I missed the season finale of the US Gov't last night!!
Obama is like that one kid in Kindergarten that quits playing when he doesnt get his way.
if you want to appear like an employee, just wear a security card, hang around looking seriously. :))
I came into this world with nothing and still have most of it.
has anyone tried to unplug and plug back in the Governmen?
I want to have a s3x change. From "none" to "lots".
Ohh man! They shut down the Grand Canyon! Where is all that water gonna go now?!?
Due to a government shutdown, no one is "Engineering the electricals."
What's the big deal about same s3x marriage? My wife and I have been married 20 years and it's always the same s3x.
The government shut down? Hmm.. Didn't notice any difference...
Somewhere over the US, there's a drone flying on autopilot.
it's funny Obama will negotiate with Iran, but won't negotiate with the his own government.
The government shut down because of spending money he dont have- thats called bankruptcy and foreclosure.
... May be we should "Ctlr+Alt+Del" the Government
If you drive under the speed limit then yes you are boring
Obama compared Obamacare to the iPhone. Except you don't get fined for not buying an iPhone.
Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places.
Wow, congress isn’t taking the end of “Breaking Bad” very well at all. 