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Sooooooooo.... Since the NSA isn't watching right now, I can say whatever I want.... right? 
Do this mean no mo guvment cheese?
On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair....
I think during every government shut-down, we should declare a Purge, just like in the movie.
Just tore the tag off my mattress and there's nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Iranian Presdient Hassan Rouhani thinks he can have his Yellowcake and eat it too!!!
The result of a government shut down should be the firing of ALL politicians in Congress and the Senate.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, officer." The cop removes his shades and looks to the horizon with teary eyes. "Neither do I."
You can really see how much Americans care about their government when they are more worried about GTA Online's current shutdown instead.
Now that the government shut down it's time to turn off the government give away cell phones !
Shutting the government down is just an excuse from spiteful idiots in congress to get a free paid vacation.
I just tore the tag off my mattress................... What you gonna do Obama?
In Africa we experineve governemt shut down everyday I'm hustling hustling hustling
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
Superiority complex: a psychological defense mechanism in which a person's feelings of superiority counter or conceal his or her feelings of inferiority.
Half of writing history is hiding the truth. :)
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. :|
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
From the government shut down we’re getting to the fact that we need small scale minds in government like a fish needs a bicycle.
I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor... 