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so another day has come and gone and I still haven't used algebra 
I wish birth control could work retro-actively. Some people should never have been born.
shout out to bees, willing to kill themselves just to inconvenience a hater.
Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela - 95 years!
why don't you go slip into something more comfortable......................like a Coma
My last thought in life will probably be ” I wonder what happens if I touch this?”
I wouldn't even know what to do in a threesome. Probably jumping jacks.
Turtles are the easiest animals to pee on.
I dont blame some of these athletes wives for leaving them I mean seriously how do you sign million $ deals then go broke in a few years...
Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
How do homeless people manage to get those expesive tattoo's?
According to information given to me in my childhood, 1 out of 5 pigs eat Roast Beef.
At some point we will have to get our clothes on and use our mouths for eating food.
Damn, it's so hot outside, my flip flops melted into my feet and now i'm stuck in my driveway.
Damn, it's so hot outside, i'm jealous.
it's hotter than the backside of Satan's ballsack out there today!
People with kids, your p0sts are all the birth control I need.
When cutting my cocaine I always use my medical insurance card. It just feels right.
In case you were wondering if I smoke pot or not, I just went in my bedroom for my phone charger and left with my belt.
If someone steals your identity you should have every right to kill them. What are they gonna do, arrest you for suicide? 