anonymous Funny Status Messages

   here..now what are your other two wishes????

   proof that God has a sense of humor...

   normal..it's everyone else that's weird.

   still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

   dangerously under-medicated

   back..by popular demand!

   cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

   getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death

   suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

   undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

   trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

   crakalakin

   a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

   cute but psycho..things even out

   talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   running out of places to hide the bodies...