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   messageicon I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admit it, we've all tried to splash water in our face like the commercials.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when teachers say, “You think it's funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing…
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don't answer
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife and I just sat in a hot car and bickered for six hours. It was the same as going on vacation except we saved $1000.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend and I have an open relationship and will continue to do so right up until she finds out.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone does about ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you text someone a paragraph and then 30 minutes later you get a damn lame reply saying "LOL".
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon PSA: You may “love” your boyfriend, But we'd all appreciate it if you didn't post it on Facebook every thirty seconds, thanks.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I liked you when we first met but, since then, you've talked me out of it.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Reality, I've a extremely large list of people you've forgot to slap!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maan !! You're 20 years old & she's 15 years old, HOW COULD YOU CALL IT RELATIONSHIP ? IT'S BABYSITTING !
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In kindergarden they call them cooties. in high school we call them STDs...
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a lot of friends practicing law without a degree. They all want to judge me.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'll never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Rather keep biscuits in your pocket, feed the dogs & move ahead.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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