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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
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09-22-2011 17:33 by
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Admit it, we've all tried to splash water in our face like the commercials.
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09-22-2011 17:35 by
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A wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do.
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09-22-2011 17:36 by
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Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
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09-23-2011 22:52 by
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I hate it when teachers say, “You think it's funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing…
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09-23-2011 22:53 by
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You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don't answer
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09-23-2011 22:54 by
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The wife and I just sat in a hot car and bickered for six hours. It was the same as going on vacation except we saved $1000.
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09-23-2011 22:55 by
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When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby.
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09-26-2011 20:01 by
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Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.
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09-26-2011 20:04 by
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My girlfriend and I have an open relationship and will continue to do so right up until she finds out.
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09-26-2011 20:05 by
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Everyone does about ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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09-26-2011 20:06 by
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LIKE if you text someone a paragraph and then 30 minutes later you get a damn lame reply saying "LOL".
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09-26-2011 20:09 by
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PSA: You may “love” your boyfriend, But we'd all appreciate it if you didn't post it on Facebook every thirty seconds, thanks.
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09-28-2011 22:01 by
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I liked you when we first met but, since then, you've talked me out of it.
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09-28-2011 22:04 by
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Hey Reality, I've a extremely large list of people you've forgot to slap!
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09-28-2011 22:10 by
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Maan !! You're 20 years old & she's 15 years old, HOW COULD YOU CALL IT RELATIONSHIP ? IT'S BABYSITTING !
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09-28-2011 22:12 by
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This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....
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09-28-2011 22:16 by
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In kindergarden they call them cooties. in high school we call them STDs...
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09-28-2011 22:19 by
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I have a lot of friends practicing law without a degree. They all want to judge me.
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09-28-2011 22:20 by
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You'll never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Rather keep biscuits in your pocket, feed the dogs & move ahead.
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09-28-2011 22:21 by
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